A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh. I'm sorry, Sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever !!
Wife:I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
Wife:What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
A man wakes up next to his wide after a long night at the bar and asks, "Hey, have you changed anything in the house lately?"
"No," the wife replies.
"Why do you ask?"
"Does our bathroom light come on when you open the door?"
Confused, the wife answers, "No, I don't think so."
"Shit. I pissed in the refrigerator again.
Three guys walk into restaurant. They sit down and all begin masturbating furiously. The waiters runs over and asks, horrified, "What the hell are you people doing?"
One man replies, "We're starving, and the sign says FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"
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